Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

That's fantASSic!

I think that the bottom photo is expresionless as well. So that's what? three expressionless photos to your zero?

What the hell man?

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

I don't think any of the above pictures were expressionless....except for the one of you passed out in your own vomit.

The bottom picture is more of a "Fuck, I'm hungover and I really don't want to be up right now" type of look.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

[texas-tangent.livejournal.com]

That was so much fun! If you consider the bath-tub incident he was put away wet. LOL

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You'd like that.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Ah yes...the bathroom incident.

After getting schpydurx back to my house, my children and husband in their beds, and ehowton and texas_tangent back to their respective houses, I walked in to find Tomas in exactly the place I left him: huddled around the hall bathroom's toilet.

I asked if he was okay. He said he didn't think he could puke anymore. I told him that that happens when you throw up for hours straight and that he would probably just dry heave for the rest of the night if he stayed there.

He said he needed some water. He had a full glass on the counter next to him. I told him this and he said it needed to be filled up. I humored him, poured out the water that was in the glass, and refilled it.

He asked about someone's thoughts of him about four times. I had no answer to give him.

Tomas then announced, "I need to take a bath." I said, "Okay. The tub is right there." I watched for about three minutes as he tried to work the faucet. He pushed it in, pulled it out, tried to turn it but applied no pressure in his turn. I reached over him and turned it on for him.

The only soap in the hall bathroom is my five year old son's. I didn't know if Tomas had some stashed in there or not, so I went to the master bath and got some of Tony's soap along with some tylenol to help minimize the pain Tomas was going to feel in the morning.

I returned to the bathroom and gave him the tylenol and told him to take it. He looked at the pills and then at me like I was trying to poison him or something. I told him it was just tylenol. He took the pills.

He then started taking off his pants in front of me. "Hold on there, cowboy! Let me get out of the room!" I said and quickly ran to the office.

After about an hour, I messaged Eric to let him know that Tomas was in the bathroom and had been for an hour. I heard no movement and he left the door open. I correctly assumed he was passed out and told Eric that if he died in my bathroom, it wasn't my fault.

I went to sleep another hour after that. At some point, Tomas woke up to ice cold water and made his way to the couch.

[unixwolf.livejournal.com]

1. good time with friends. 4$
2. Memory stick that hold pictures of you with pants down. 24$
3. Passing out in your own vomit..$$PRICELESS$$

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Touche, Sir! Touche!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

For everything else, there's Master Card.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, how much is passing out in someone else's vomit worth?

[bsdcat.livejournal.com]

Clearly, I missed something pretty amazing. :-)

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I actually asked about you at the party, confusing you with unixwolf because I remembered that thread in unixadmin and that douche that still wanted to play with Solaris x86 six months after you told him that wasn't what he wanted.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I think we managed to put Anna, TX on the map that night. We missed you. You were asked about several times (from those who don't know that cities in Texas can be further away than cities in other states, of course.)

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Tony wouldn't take the truck to work for two days because of the vomit spill down the back.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Even after it went to the car wash?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

That first picture looks like I was hired to do a stunt in a porn movie and just behind the camera is the, uh, thing that I am to do...and I can't fucking believe it.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Hold on there, cowboy!

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

That first picture looks like I was hired to do a stunt in a porn movie and just behind the camera is the, uh, thing that I am to do...and I can't fucking believe it.

You being in a porn movie is like me being a Victoria Secret model. The only stunt you would get hired for is in a gay porn and you would be a stunt ass.

woooo....burn.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Looking at these photos makes me think that the strangest thing of all is that people think I'm strange because I don't drink.

Yeah, it really looks like I'm missing out on a whole lot... *rolls eyes*

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You don't know. You weren't there.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to remember when last I LOL'd so much.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm humbled by your presence, ma'am.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

I also loved the story about how you poured a glass of whisky with a splash of coke. You were well-trashed already and everyone around you knew that consuming that much more booze would land you in the hospital.

Several people suggested that you give them the drink and you would not comply. Someone tried to just take it from your hand. You did not comply. Shortly someone went to fetch Eric and let him know what was going on.

Eric approached and put his hand on your cup. You would not relinquish it.

Like a father to a child he started counting. ONE.... TWO....

You let go of the glass.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I actually felt like I was in troulbe when he did that. That's the only reason he got the glass.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Do you know if celtmanx enjoyed any of that Crown I brought just for him?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

You sir, consumed it all prior to his arrival. Its the thought that counts.

[princessleia2.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

Clearly I have to come visit sometime.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Clearly. You and my wife have more in common than I've ever let on (minus the linux, that is) and time3 and I would get along famously as well.

[codekitten.livejournal.com]

i love these! your commentary makes them all the better :)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Why thank you ma'am!