Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

That first picture looks like I was hired to do a stunt in a porn movie and just behind the camera is the, uh, thing that I am to do...and I can't fucking believe it.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Hold on there, cowboy!

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

That first picture looks like I was hired to do a stunt in a porn movie and just behind the camera is the, uh, thing that I am to do...and I can't fucking believe it.

You being in a porn movie is like me being a Victoria Secret model. The only stunt you would get hired for is in a gay porn and you would be a stunt ass.

woooo....burn.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

"Bring in the stunt ass!"

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Which begs the question: what would you be doing in a Victoria's Secret commercial?

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to offer to a Victoria's Secret commerical. I've already said that.

Thanks for playing!

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think VS models have nothing to offer :)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Booya!

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

Booya!

Are you calling me a flotation device?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

No ma'am. I would have no motive in which to do so. I was simply, in the parlance of our times, giving you your props for your timely and insightful comment, of which I agreed.

Your misrepresentation of such is why I should steer clear of pop culture.

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

I comprended your parlance just fine. But it was much more fun to give you hell! I need a smartass avatar so you (and others RBO!) will know when I am being one.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Respec.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

If the D-cup fits...

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

That's wrong on so many levels.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Name them!

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Not with ladies present.

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

I think it looks like you are shit faced drunk, just puked and are pulling your pants down so you don't piss in them!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Actually... the first one looks like you just lost a battle of wits with Steinbeck's "Lennie" and now you're preparing to pay your debt.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna hug 'im and pet 'im and call 'im "George."

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you don't have pictures of where he put the rabbit, please!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Suffice it to say that wasn't the sole pic of dear Tom out in the field with his pants down.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

*covers his eyes*

Let me know when you've put the picture away.