Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Agreed Jaceman. I was a designated driver for this event. Let me tell you, there is nothing pretty about drunk people acting a fool. Something very funny about it, but nothing pretty.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I'm plenty able to look like an idiot without the aid of alcohol. Then at least I can always take solace in the fact that I'm an "ass" on my own accord. The laughs I get (while perhaps fewer) are earned. Conversely, I'm stripped of someone or something to blame for stuff that goes wrong too.

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

I do believe Tomas was the only shitfaced person at the party. The rest of us were just pleasantly buzzed and affable. It was definitely an enjoyable evening.

One of my favorite parts was the ride home with Mr Mom and Chuckster in the backseat trying to help me convince MR to take us to IHOP. MR was most incompliant!

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

awww.....he should have taken ya'll! He was good and caffeined up on Pepsi!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I would have taken you! Mmmm! Mmmm! Boysenberry + Blueberry = Happy, Dancing JaceMan

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Morseso than my wife, and drax0r but let's not kid ourselves. They never left the keg.

[texas-tangent.livejournal.com]

I wanted to go to IHOP but my need for shiner outweighed my need for pancakes. I am glad that I opted to stay at the party. I got to litter Tomas with the condoms and got to see his face as he was going down the highway. That was a sight. WHO AM I?

Thanks for almost driving me home.

Thanks Jess for driving me home the second time.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Thanks Jess for driving me home the second time

Of course.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I had a shiner once. It stung like hell. Why would anyone need that?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Getting stung on the penis doen's count.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

What in the hell is wrong with you, son?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Not a thing.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Let's take a little look back, shall we?

Getting stung on the penis doen's count.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

If your penis got stung, I guarenfuckinte that it would swell up and shine, espeically on the top.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Please remove the 'teabag' from your mouth and make some damn sense.

-INTENSErat

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Shine like a nickel-plated German helmet, or shine as in attempt to impress someone? Or are both applicable in this case, sir?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

both are applicable in this case, though I doubt you'd be in the mood to do the latter.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, you just gotta wonder.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

WHO AM I!?