Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Not a thing.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Let's take a little look back, shall we?

Getting stung on the penis doen's count.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

If your penis got stung, I guarenfuckinte that it would swell up and shine, espeically on the top.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Please remove the 'teabag' from your mouth and make some damn sense.

-INTENSErat

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Shine like a nickel-plated German helmet, or shine as in attempt to impress someone? Or are both applicable in this case, sir?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

both are applicable in this case, though I doubt you'd be in the mood to do the latter.