Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

I also loved the story about how you poured a glass of whisky with a splash of coke. You were well-trashed already and everyone around you knew that consuming that much more booze would land you in the hospital.

Several people suggested that you give them the drink and you would not comply. Someone tried to just take it from your hand. You did not comply. Shortly someone went to fetch Eric and let him know what was going on.

Eric approached and put his hand on your cup. You would not relinquish it.

Like a father to a child he started counting. ONE.... TWO....

You let go of the glass.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I actually felt like I was in troulbe when he did that. That's the only reason he got the glass.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

THIS sir, is the most accurate example of being pwned you will likely ever run across.

Everything else pales in comparison.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Well, hell! You might as well come out and say "Who's your father? Who's your father?"

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I thought drax0r was speaking fictitiously until you replied and confirmed the events.

I LITERALLY laughed out loud... in fact so long and so loud I may be getting fired.

Sad... really sad...

I feel as though I should thank you genuinely now though. You have just convinced me to remain sober for the remainder of my life.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

True story.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Proud to be of service. And if you do get fired, you might want to show them the post since you've nothing to loose.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

You know... I've had this strong desire to commit my first homicide every time you've uttered the word, "teabagging," but no more. Now I just feel sorry for you!

I think for Christmas I'll be getting you a "Binky."

[irulan-amy.livejournal.com]

LMAO, I love it. :D