Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Maybe if he wants to "hit it" he should be more suave than saying something that equates to "That's what she said"

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I think he and snapper521 will make beautiful babies.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Go fuck yourself.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

We have a pool going. Make us proud.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I bet she gets pregnant before they even touch each other.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

What kind of pool?

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

What kind of pool?

One of the betting kind.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I figured that much. What are the options?

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

I cannot tell the terms to someone who the bet pertains to. I also cannot disclose the amount of said pool's payout. Many will enter, one will win. Residents of Alabama are not eligible to participate. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 or older to play. No purchase necessary. For a complete playing card, contact Jesskd26.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

/me cries.


Booooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

You can ask my kids if that works on me. :)

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I trow it doesn't.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I want a game card! I want a game card! I'm good at guessing. Just last Saturday I correctly guessed the score of the Mizzou - Oklahoma game. Granted, I guess Mizzou 38 and Oklahoma 17, but that shouldn't matter -- right???

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

There can be only one.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Oh, suave... yes ma'am my specialty! You mean something like, "You know, you really shouldn't talk with your mouth full. So what do you say we give you a reason to remain silent little darlin'?"

Is that what you had in mind?

-DocJollyWood

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

DocJollyWood and professortom were twins, separated at birth.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I can laugh at that given who professortom is.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Your alter-ego? That is funny!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

it's you, dumbass!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

We are all united in laughing at you. That's no big announcement!

-2LumpsOSugar

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Teabaggin'.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I checked out professortom's blog and I have a good mind to beat the holy hell out of you for suggesting such a thing.

-DocJollyWood

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Daaaaang dude! And you're always asking me why you can't find a woman... gee, I dunno.