Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I am almost peeing myself with laughter at this thread (in addition to the entire post) and your icon.

You, sir, are a genius.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You should read some of the other comments too.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Oh, I assure you that I have been. They're awfully amusing.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Nice uhm... eyes!

-DocJollyWood

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, now kindly pay me the same respect and take your eyes off my pants while I'm talking to you.

-DocJollyWood

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Who knew I was that obvious? ;)

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

It's not really that YOU are that obvious. It's just that I'm used to it. Even Mom stares.

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Go to hell.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Who was talking to you, exactly?

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

you, sir.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

You were staring at my crotch then?

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

no, i wasn't. I was telling you you could go to hell for talking about your mom that way.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

no, i wasn't. I was telling you you could go to hell for talking about your mom that way.

Hey....do you have something going with his mom? You sick pervert!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

What I want to do is beat the piss out of you for telling me to 'go to hell,' but to save myself a trip to jail, I'm just going to quote something that seems very applicable now.

Who was talking to you, exactly?

-DocJollyWood