Ruby Finds Her Tusks

[ehowton]

Ruby was the only walrus pup on the ice shelf who didn't have her tusks.

Poor, poor, Ruby!

"But I want to have pretty tusks." Ruby told her mama. "All the other walrus pups have theirs." And Ruby's mama always said the same thing to her, in a song:

"One ^day you'll _be blubbery ^and fat, _with long ^strong tusks _for grousing ^at this _and that."

But poor Ruby thought her mama was a moron.

And so it was that Ruby went philandering around the ice shelf trying to fill the void in her walrus heart.

The end.

Comments

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

If you think about it, aren't each of us trying to fill the void in our walrus heart?

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

The only one I know who has been trying to fill the Walrus's void, so to speak, is schpydurx.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Tastes like...*smack smack*...walrus.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

OMFG Dude, did you just eat walrus?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

*burp*

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you used a dental dam.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it didn't stop the overwhelming scent of walrus.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

The musky oils of the walrus can permeate all but the thickest of membranes. next time use more than one.

Oh, and we all know there will be a next time.... They say once you go pinniped its permanent. ;-)

[catttitude.livejournal.com]

None are better then two.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

While am am a HUGE fan of skin to skin contact I must remind you my fair Lady L that we are discussing this in the context of walrus... Yikes!

[irulan-amy.livejournal.com]

"once you go pinniped its permanent"

You get a gold star for that sentence. :D

Pinniped

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It's not every day a guy gets to dust off pinniped and package it in a sentence. ;-)

I will take the gold star!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Agreed. He wins the vocabulary thread.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

They say once you go pinniped its permanent.
*groan*

[catttitude.livejournal.com]

What a ho.

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

who's your ho?

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

If I agree with this comment, do you think he'll go apeshit and start frothing again? Hmm, let's try:

I agree!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

You are pure evil!!!

I think I like it!!!

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

You just like teh boobies. ;)

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Oh of course, but teh bums are my favourite!!!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Aerosmith once recorded a song entited Dream On.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Alas.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

The Beatles once recorded a song entitled I am the Walrus.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Why don't we do it in the road?