Two Old Men, Volume 3

[ehowton]

Thank you guys so much for your comments. I kinda felt like a big idiot putting this one up - felt it might be getting old already, and not everyone shares my sense of humor. But your phone calls and your comments have made it all worthwhile.

Comments

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

That sounds hot! I wish to hell I remembered it...

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Oh Shit!!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Don't fuck with me. Don't ever fuck with me.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Its official, I can never run for public office.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

by the way, are my nipples disturbingly low?

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

You're just noticing? Strange!

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I always did feel different in the locker room...

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Did the other boys stare and make fun of you? Bastards! :)

[danzigfried.livejournal.com]

Disturbingly low and disturbingly puffy. Having not yet been formally introduced, I felt somewhat pompous in replying to your question, yet at the same time, I felt it strangely a part of my duty, as an avid, somewhat annonymous reader, to be honest and sincere.

I pray for your sake and anyone watching you from a shower peep-hole that experience and time has had an unearthly and unnatural reversal of the positioning of 'said' nipples. No one appreciates saggy nipples or man-boobs. ...wait, i take that back...i've seen some sites. I have SEEN some serious sites!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Ah, danzigfried at last! We look under every rock to find your hiding place so that we may glean wisdom from you, oh Great One. Yet, when we find you the only wisdom you have is on the subject of man boobs. MAN BOOBS?!?!?!? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.