Two Old Men, Volume 3

[ehowton]

Thank you guys so much for your comments. I kinda felt like a big idiot putting this one up - felt it might be getting old already, and not everyone shares my sense of humor. But your phone calls and your comments have made it all worthwhile.

Comments

[irulan-amy.livejournal.com]

Your face in that last frame is the best! I am really enjoying these. :D

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Well thank you! That means a lot to me. Here I was afraid I was turning into the laughing-stock of lj.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Ditto!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be added to your friend list so that I may comment on your journal. Furthermore, Eric says your an unemployed bum who has never programmed anything more difficult than your VCR.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think this is the best one yet!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Really? Well thanks! I thought it might come off as boring - if no one else saw it like I did. I guess you're enjoying the nuances of his expressions as well. It makes me giggle.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

I'm greatly enjoying your creativity.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Ok this avatar is freaking me out. It looks like Tracy Reazor! the hair especially. Only Eric will understand the reference. I do not believe this is actually you, dont even try to convince me. :-)

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

It's really me - about 15 yrs ago!

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm glad you said that. i wanted to say the photo looked like it was taken while "Dallas" was in its first run. But not knowing you personally I thought it best to let you date the picture. :-)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

*shiver*

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

*Shiver, quiver, shake, rattle, and roll. Gargle three times and crawl in a hole!*

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm guessing that's not a good thing!
I don't think I'll use that avatar again.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

That was not intended to be directed at you or your new avatar. I am enjoying an adult beverage this evening and just spontaneously decided to rhyme something off of Eric’s comment. :-)

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

And I see you figured out how to spell 'spontaneously'!

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I am not quick, but I always finish the race!

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

And that's all that matters.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I think this is one if not the best avatar you have.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

you are most warmly welcome, ma'dam.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

do you think I should go avatar shopping?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I've got a couple of great shots of you I could use to build a couple for you. But the short answer is: absolutely!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a phone call would be in order soon. We could discuss this issue.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Monday's are usually hell for me. Perhaps Tuesday?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

that might work. Keep a keen eye on my blog.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Always do.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I know you do. If I could get offf the phone with this damned girl....and no, I'm not paying $2.99 a min or any other price for that matter.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

If you produce an actual picture of my "crank" in volume 4 I am going to be really pissed!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Yannow - and I hate to publicly admit this, but it wouldn't surprise me if I had one around here somewhere. I keep everything.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

The only way you have one of those is if you took advantage of me after a night of drinking back in Newport News. Unless.. you scanned in the one Polaroid that my wife had while we lived apart when she was in college. ;-)
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[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'm remembering someone getting drunk on tequila in the hottub most of the day until they were bright red and hot to the touch, then stripping naked inside the cabin to cool off while one's wife was using the shower, and another's wife was readying the camera...

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

That sounds hot! I wish to hell I remembered it...

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Oh Shit!!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Don't fuck with me. Don't ever fuck with me.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Its official, I can never run for public office.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

by the way, are my nipples disturbingly low?

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

You're just noticing? Strange!

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I always did feel different in the locker room...

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Did the other boys stare and make fun of you? Bastards! :)

[danzigfried.livejournal.com]

Disturbingly low and disturbingly puffy. Having not yet been formally introduced, I felt somewhat pompous in replying to your question, yet at the same time, I felt it strangely a part of my duty, as an avid, somewhat annonymous reader, to be honest and sincere.

I pray for your sake and anyone watching you from a shower peep-hole that experience and time has had an unearthly and unnatural reversal of the positioning of 'said' nipples. No one appreciates saggy nipples or man-boobs. ...wait, i take that back...i've seen some sites. I have SEEN some serious sites!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Ah, danzigfried at last! We look under every rock to find your hiding place so that we may glean wisdom from you, oh Great One. Yet, when we find you the only wisdom you have is on the subject of man boobs. MAN BOOBS?!?!?!? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

[lehah.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha, awesome!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you think so, thanks!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

If you stop making these, I swear I'll hunt you down and...collaberate with Galinda on how best to torture you and I'm sure she has some great ideas.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure she does.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

We want more Two Old Men

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

If you promise to keep your trap shut, I'll let you in on a little secret - I have this idea for 'Volume 4' that's been bouncing around in my head for the last week.

"Shhhhhhhhh!"

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!