Water Buffalo Trace

[ehowton]

I think you sell yourself too short. Don't forget that you're also Fatass, the Destroyer.

That reminds me of a story.

The wife was gone for a week or so, visiting her parents in Wichita. Tony and I took a long, holiday weekend and drank quite a bit of Buffalo Trace (Not available in STL) while lounging in the pool.

After a considerable amount, my hefty friend thought he could run (in itself a feat), jump (this I'd never seen), and clear (unthinkable!) the pool. After much deliberation and consideration, I sat on his glasses and crushed them under my fat ass.

Then he made good on his claim:

To watch full-motion video of both of us fat asses jumping into the pool, visit the Water Buffalo Trace website!

Comments

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Pools, bourbon, and 2 drunk bastards left home alone.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Well, we gamed a bunch too...on an old, busted-assed VooDoo-3 card.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

That was a great weekend dude.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

You're just saying that because of the ridiculous amounts of cheesey-goodness I fed you.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

I didn't shit for a week!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

Pools, bourbon, and 2 drunk bastards left home alone.

You're tempting me to break a rib laughing. And that can be hard to accomplish, sometimes!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

When the wife's away, the drunk bastards will play...

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

*Grins* Nice way to put that. I'll keep that in mind for years from now, for myself...