Water Buffalo Trace

[ehowton]

I think you sell yourself too short. Don't forget that you're also Fatass, the Destroyer.

That reminds me of a story.

The wife was gone for a week or so, visiting her parents in Wichita. Tony and I took a long, holiday weekend and drank quite a bit of Buffalo Trace (Not available in STL) while lounging in the pool.

After a considerable amount, my hefty friend thought he could run (in itself a feat), jump (this I'd never seen), and clear (unthinkable!) the pool. After much deliberation and consideration, I sat on his glasses and crushed them under my fat ass.

Then he made good on his claim:

To watch full-motion video of both of us fat asses jumping into the pool, visit the Water Buffalo Trace website!

Comments

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Why wasn't I invited to this drunken poolfest?

That pool sure looks awfully familiar!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Yessir, that would be the "David Special." Much more difficult to set up than advertised! Well, at least the price was right ;)

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

*Laughs hysterically* That's great! That looks like so much fun, too! The perks to living in Texas: pools.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Or the perks of Buffalo Trace, either will do, actually.

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

TomAto, toMAHTo. *Shrugs*

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Let's call the whole thing off...

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

The perks to living anywhere with warm weather!

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

The perks to living anywhere with warm weather!

True, true!

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Pools, bourbon, and 2 drunk bastards left home alone.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Well, we gamed a bunch too...on an old, busted-assed VooDoo-3 card.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

That was a great weekend dude.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

You're just saying that because of the ridiculous amounts of cheesey-goodness I fed you.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

I didn't shit for a week!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

Pools, bourbon, and 2 drunk bastards left home alone.

You're tempting me to break a rib laughing. And that can be hard to accomplish, sometimes!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

When the wife's away, the drunk bastards will play...

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

*Grins* Nice way to put that. I'll keep that in mind for years from now, for myself...

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Don't do that in the pool you have now....it'd be easier but I'm sure someone would get hurt!!!!! :)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Someone could DIE!

[ex-crowy.livejournal.com]

I was going to leave a "Quark is sexy" comment, but the video made me laugh so hard I almost peed on myself. I am easily amused. People at work probably think I am nuts now.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Yes, I got to see this video at Tony's last night, before Eric even posted the blog. You boys can't be left alone for a minute!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

It's eerie how we operate. Never try to understand that. Just know that it is.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

That's how we roll.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, waiting just to say Hi
Did you stop? No, I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead yo, so I continued to
A1A...Beachfront Ave!

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

People at work probably think I am nuts now.

Standing alone, this statement wouldn't surprise me.

[ex-crowy.livejournal.com]

Are you implying I am crazy, Tony? I AM your girlfriend's Best Friend........so yeah I am.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Are you implying I am crazy, Tony?

No, I'm explicitly saying that I would not be surprised if your co-workers thought you were nutso. That's all.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Bourbon and water sports. That was a great day, sir.

Let's do it again.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

If you ever come to St. Louis - I'm sure you will do it again! ;)
I might even join in the fun. Maybe!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Water Sports not in reference to urolagnia, of course.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Huh, if it is I won't be joining....Sorry!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

I thought you and Tony enjoyed that sort of thing!!!!

[professortom.livejournal.com]

heh - you're fat!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Is Tony FAT or PHAT???