Scenario

[ehowton]

You're all alone on a Texas highway, driving fifteen miles an hour under the posted speed limit. Visibility is several miles all around you and there's not another vehicle in sight. The windows are down - its a nice day. Suddenly, I approach as if from nowhere behind you. Because you're doing 50 in a 65, I indicate, move into the empty oncoming traffic lane, downshift, accelerate, and pass you.

You get very angry.

Why?

[Poll #1448303]

Comments

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

You need more exciting options. Like "You're secretly a zombie and your eyesight isn't so good after your death".

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind dodging zombies if they were the type of zombies which drove with reckless abandon. But why do I have to drive behind Southern Florida Retirement Home Barbie Zombie?

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Southern Florida Retirement Home Barbie Zombie

There's a movie in there somewhere. Not a porn movie, though. I hope.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

No, that would be Southern Florida Retirement Home Cougar Barbie. Although...what if Cougar Barbie were *also* a zombie?

"When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles..."

We call this Southern Florida Retirement Home Cougar Barbie Zombie.

*Mattel Home Entertainment presents, for the first time on DVD, Barbie and the 12 Singing Princesses Directed by Wes Craven.*

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Barbie and the 12 Singing Princesses Directed by Wes Craven

I'm, like, TOTALLY buying the chainsaw accessories! I wonder if they come in pink?