The Game is Afoot!

[ehowton]

Here's your standard 25-things-you-may-not-know-about-me meme with a twist; There are 26, and only one of them is completely and utterly false.

1. I carry everything in my left hand out of habit, leaving my right one free to salute.


2. I enjoy Psa-Goa Trance.


3. I carry my wallet in my right front pocket because it hung funny in my military fatigues which I wore everyday for many years.


4. I wear long-sleeve shirts with shorts - even in winter. As long as my arms are covered I'm fine.


5. I take Vitamin C on the hour, every hour, every day to stave off colds.


6. I call everyone Sir or Ma'am, even my children.


7. I enjoy cool, overcast, stormy days.


8. I enjoy foreplay more than most women.


9. I try not to blog more than once a day.


10. I was a photographer for my High School paper.


11. I can waltz & swing.


12. I've read most of the classics.


13. I struggle with simple mathematics.


14. My IQ is below "genius."


15. Another man once put me in his mouth.


16. I've never had a broken bone or stitches.


17. I have no tattoos or piercings.


18. I attended DeVry Institute of Technology for a year.


19. I still own my first car.


20. I prefer the Logitech Marble Mouse over any other.


21. I'll spend more on a good pillowcase than I will on the pillow.


22. I prefer chocolate to vanilla.


23. I am an introvert.


24. I am completely infatuated with my wife.


25. I never reminisce balefully.


26. I drink more water than anyone else I know.

Comments

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Yes. You don't seem like a chocolate person.

Oh, and what's up with #15? You know I'm dying to know. :)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I hereby dub thee 'Holmes.' Yes, that statement was completely false. I love vanilla. Ice cream, cakes, milkshakes, cookies. I use real Mexican vanilla in my baking and in my hot cereal.

15. Another man once put me in his mouth.

I'd just left the Air Force and had spent an evening with a friend who'd recently come out of the closet. We'd stayed up late drinking and I fell asleep on the couch. I awoke to his partner gobbling my cock. I tapped him on the shoulder and explained that he wasn't having any success because I wasn't gay. He suggested some other activities I might be interested in as if he hadn't heard me. I didn't mention the incident to my friend the next morning, but that sure was weird.

[unixwolf.livejournal.com]

Wow.. Didn't see that coming..

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

NOR DID I.

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

Wow! You are really cool and calm. I would have flipped out a bit I think. I had a binge drinking buddy who I caught on three occasions trying to unbutton my jeans. The first two I thought were strange dreams. As soon as I woke up - I swear I heard him rushing to get back to where he was sleeping. It was pretty uncomfortable I'd imagine for him. So I never brought it up. My suspicions were confirmed the night he asked if he could please suck my dick. I declined because I wasn't at all attracted to him. And I'm not one to turn down some head but it's all about the attraction to who's gonna be doing it ;)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I've heard that many times. "I'd have popped him right in the face!" As if that would've solved anything or not made things any more awkward than they already were...

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

You are too cool :)

LOL... I can just imagine...

SCENE 41 - EXT: DAYTIME - PARK EARLY MORNING: ehowton awakes on a park bench after a hard night of drinking -

[Calmly] "uh... excuse me sir, could you please remove your finger from my ass, it hurts and ummm???... why are you doing that anyway???"

If the world needed to be repopulated after a near extinction and only one male and one female were to be selected to begin repopulaion... hell, you have my vote!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Those aren't pillows!