The Game is Afoot!

[ehowton]

Here's your standard 25-things-you-may-not-know-about-me meme with a twist; There are 26, and only one of them is completely and utterly false.

1. I carry everything in my left hand out of habit, leaving my right one free to salute.


2. I enjoy Psa-Goa Trance.


3. I carry my wallet in my right front pocket because it hung funny in my military fatigues which I wore everyday for many years.


4. I wear long-sleeve shirts with shorts - even in winter. As long as my arms are covered I'm fine.


5. I take Vitamin C on the hour, every hour, every day to stave off colds.


6. I call everyone Sir or Ma'am, even my children.


7. I enjoy cool, overcast, stormy days.


8. I enjoy foreplay more than most women.


9. I try not to blog more than once a day.


10. I was a photographer for my High School paper.


11. I can waltz & swing.


12. I've read most of the classics.


13. I struggle with simple mathematics.


14. My IQ is below "genius."


15. Another man once put me in his mouth.


16. I've never had a broken bone or stitches.


17. I have no tattoos or piercings.


18. I attended DeVry Institute of Technology for a year.


19. I still own my first car.


20. I prefer the Logitech Marble Mouse over any other.


21. I'll spend more on a good pillowcase than I will on the pillow.


22. I prefer chocolate to vanilla.


23. I am an introvert.


24. I am completely infatuated with my wife.


25. I never reminisce balefully.


26. I drink more water than anyone else I know.

Comments

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

Wow! You are really cool and calm. I would have flipped out a bit I think. I had a binge drinking buddy who I caught on three occasions trying to unbutton my jeans. The first two I thought were strange dreams. As soon as I woke up - I swear I heard him rushing to get back to where he was sleeping. It was pretty uncomfortable I'd imagine for him. So I never brought it up. My suspicions were confirmed the night he asked if he could please suck my dick. I declined because I wasn't at all attracted to him. And I'm not one to turn down some head but it's all about the attraction to who's gonna be doing it ;)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I've heard that many times. "I'd have popped him right in the face!" As if that would've solved anything or not made things any more awkward than they already were...

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

You are too cool :)

LOL... I can just imagine...

SCENE 41 - EXT: DAYTIME - PARK EARLY MORNING: ehowton awakes on a park bench after a hard night of drinking -

[Calmly] "uh... excuse me sir, could you please remove your finger from my ass, it hurts and ummm???... why are you doing that anyway???"

If the world needed to be repopulated after a near extinction and only one male and one female were to be selected to begin repopulaion... hell, you have my vote!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Those aren't pillows!