Danae

[ehowton]

There was some talk on The Evolution of an Avatar concerning the visual acuity of the model I chose which led me to further investigate the issue, and let me tell you, it was a real eye-opener. Armed with a €4.50 (US $6.55) three-day Rapid Share Premium User Pass, rarcrack, wget, my dual-layer DVD burner, and a weekend spent in front of the computer on-call, I discovered our innocent beauty was anything but. She's a prolific model, voted a top ten model of Met-Art Fine Photography and appears to do all her modeling overseas.

Final tally:

• 50 Shoots


• 3000 Images


• 6 Movies


• 8 Short Clips


• 6.5 Gigbytes!

Meet Danae. AKA Gina. AKA Tina. Yeah, she's been around the block, and I have the pictures to prove it. She sure is proud of her anatomy! That aside, she appears to be the consummate professional model based on some of the videos of her shoots I've seen. So anyway, I cropped all the pictures - had to really, I don't think she owns any clothes, poor girl. Let's put this discussion to rest once and for all, in a vote! I tried to choose pictures in which she wasn't purposely squinting or overtly wide-eyed. Consider the evidence I have brought forth carefully, then select as many of the options below as you see fit. No two pictures are from a single session, ALL PICTURES ARE WORK SAFE!

[Poll #1262323]





All this is beginning to creep *me* out a little!

Comments

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

... she even has her own tag now? Oh, ehowton!

(Your dedication to, er, research is certainly, ah, dedicated. You forgot to mention the boxes of tissues that you went through, though.)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'm very thorough.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

So they say.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

She's not heavy-lidded, she's just retarded.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

And as usual you find a perfect specimen of an example in which to illustrate your point.

[anima-engine.livejournal.com]

Really cute girl, but on the youngish side and perhaps a little too aware of her beauty (might be the photography). Not my type, but I see why she would have a legion of fans.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

She's aware of a lot more than just her beauty, let me tell you - she showed me that too!

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Does she always have to squint in every picture. I think she may need glasses.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Myopically impaired! Excellent hypothesis!

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! Its wacky but true what they say - people *do* come out of the woodwork to wish you well! How wonderful!

[texas-tangent.livejournal.com]

Ehowton hates people telling him Happy Birthday...



According to this post.!

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I did get that vibe before, but at least now I know for sure.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Thank you for remembering!

[ex-crowy.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

I do not know who this girl is, as I've been out of the LJ loop, but she looks like your typical blonde to me. As I am not male or a fan of blondes as a general rule, she doesn't do anything for me. :)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

As I am not male...
Though I've not been privy to that singlemost undeniable evidence firsthand, what empirical knowledge I do have concerning your person, I hereby second your statement.

[leonardii.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Thanks dude.