Sticking my tongue in the Monster

[ehowton]

MONSTER BY THE CASE
Monster brand energy drinks retail are between $1.99 and $2.09, and our food services company sells them for $2.99 at our on-site cafeteria. Sam's Club sells them in a case for a per car price of $1.21! I picked up a case yesterday after work and put two in the fridge. One for today, the other for tomorrow. The only difference between myself and drax0r where this is concerned, is that my case will last me 24 days. When he bought his he played a game called how-many-can-I-drink-a-day-and-still-function? His case lasted him four days. And the 'still function' part of that little experiment is still out for debate.


One of these actors spends a lot on salon products, and the other uses Suave.

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LEAVINGS
My wife got a juicer in which she makes these complex, multi-source drinks for us. And its amazing how little juice you can get from a handful of kelp, broccoli, mustard greens, spinach greens, turnip greens, carrots, and the sort. One day, she was emptying the leavings, that is, the pulp which had already been juiced and throwing it away. I stopped her, fascinated and asked, "Can you save that for me?" It looked great! I imagined it in soups, stews, salads, crock-pot meals. I find that a couple of hours after my drink, I enjoy sprinkling a little cheese, salsa and seasoning directly on the leavings and eating them.


One of these bloggers spends a lot on salon products, and the other uses Suave.

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SIXTH SENSE
I'm used to rolling out of bed around 0900, giving drax0r a call, and making it in around 1100. Since my wife has started working, however, and I need to be home before the kids get off the bus, My alarm is set for 0545. Yes, that's early. Too early. Also, my CD-Alarm is set to play Track 22 of theBSG Mini-Series, "The Sense Of Six." Give that link a listen. Yeah, do you have any idea how fucked-up my dreams are between 0545 and 0555 when I finally drag my ass out of bed? Yikes dude.



ehowton used to be a photographic intelligence troop. photogoot used to be a military intelligence photographer. This past December, the two of us went to work together once again, when schpydurx lost his watch during a drunken urination session.

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FUN WITH INSTANT MESSAGING
About 18-times a day, I lose AIM. The fun part is, unbeknownst to me, without *actually* losing connection my AIM session disconnects & reconnects possibly 18-times a minute, so that when I do finally lose connectivity with the server, Pidgin tells me I'm an asshole for trying to 'reconnect' too often and punishes me by making me wait 10-minutes. EIGHTEEN TIMES A DAY.



I'm ready to do it again. Who's with me?

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JUBAL EARLY AND THE TACO BOWL
Richard Brooks played Assistant District Attorney Paul Robinette on Law & Order and was one of my favorite actors and characters. Always questioning himself, and his motives. Then he went away (later to return as a race-motivated defense attorney, but that's a story for another post) and I didn't see him again - in anything - until the very last episode of Firefly where he played the bounty hunter Jubal Early - and who, really, could forget that? So the trite hispanic man who used to fill my taco bowl every day has been replaced by Jubal Early and just seeing him every day makes me smile. I wonder if he knows?

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

MONSTER BY THE CASE
This is too funny. Having met Tony, I can't quite picture him full of energy. I wonder how you endured these four days.

One of these actors spends a lot on salon products, and the other uses Suave.
I imagine that the actress uses Suave.

LEAVINGS
My mom used to juice all the time. And yes, research shows that man was meant to eat raw fruits as the caloric intake is lower as it takes longer to consume. Therefore, your fill up time is closer to consumption time.

One of these bloggers spends a lot on salon products, and the other uses Suave.
This is my favorite picture of you. Ever.

And I'm guessing that since galinda822 is in many ways a very practical woman and you are homosexual ubersexual, I'm guessing it's your pocketbook that is hurting after a trip down the cosmetic isle.

eah, do you have any idea how fucked-up my dreams are?
Your dreams are rather twisted.

ehowton used to be a photographic intelligence troop. photogoot used to be a military intelligence photographer. This past December, the two of us went to work together once again, when schpydurx lost his watch during a drunken urination session.
I never did piece together the fact that the two of you worked so close together whilst in the Force; that having been said, thanks for the reveal (even it if is almost six months late.)

FUN WITH INSTANT MESSAGING
I don't understand what your gripe is here as you are known to take the instant out of Instant Messaging.

I'm ready to do it again. Who's with me?
I SO love this picture of you for many reasons:

1. It is a photogoot original.
2. You're smoking and enjoying a cigar that I, a mere n00b brought you an afficionado.
3. You are in your element and are look very wise and contemplative.
4. I was there when this picture was taken. In fact, I make a small cameo in this high resolution image.

Why did you use an Edward Scissorhands avatar? I loves the shot, I dos, but I don't get the association to the post.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I wonder how you endured these four days.
He slept two of them, after his crash.

I imagine that the actress uses Suave.
That's a lot of bouncy to her hair.

LEAVINGS
I like to eat them.

This is my favorite picture of you. Ever.
You might be gay.

I'm guessing it's your pocketbook that is hurting after a trip down the cosmetic isle.
I use Suave products.

Your dreams (http://ehowton.livejournal.com/tag/dreams) are rather twisted.
They're also very entertaining.

I never did piece together the fact that the two of you worked so close together whilst in the Force;
We lived together too. How about them apples?

I SO love this picture of you for many reasons:

1. He's the best.


2. Its a grand cigar, thank you.


3. I rock the casbah.


4. Your head makes an appearance.

Why did you use an Edward Scissorhands avatar?
It was my newest avatar, and I wanted to show it off.

I loves the shot, I dos,
Thanks! It was a difficult one to get just right. First, the proper picture had to be found - and not one which has been overdone, either. Then - I wanted a similar background to the one found on the album cover (especially for the reason behind its creation (http://melancthe.livejournal.com/411517.html?thread=6684797#t6684797) - which also marks its first use) so I had to find the perfect snowscape, shrink it, tile it, and color it, then apply heavy filtering to the face to blend with the background. And then of course there was the cropping. Always with the cropping. I'm glad you like it, thanks!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

He slept two of them, after his crash.
That restores my mental image of him.

I like to eat them.
Uh...yeah. You're weird.

You might be gay.
Me being gay because I like Crazy Bumblebee Eric? I think not.

I use Suave products.
I'm not buying that for a minute.

They're also very entertaining.
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We lived together too. How about them apples?
I knew that. I guess I thought that the Force would separate the living arrangements from the work arrangements.

He's the best.
I want him to do my wedding.

It's a grand cigar, thank you.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I find that it's a bit much for me, and I'm looking for something smoother on the palette then the Lot 23 and a little milder then the DaVinci, but just as full bodied.

I should point out that the Lot 23 is also fairly cheap.

Your head makes an appearance.
And the ladies go wild!

It was my newest avatar, and I wanted to show it off.
You did that.

reason behind its creation
I can't read such friends only posts.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I want him to do my wedding.
I thought you called that off?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I'm referring to an even in the future that involves someone I haven't met yet.

Sawing off a piece of the walrus

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Understood. Thanks.