All-In-One Integrated Devices Suck Ass

[ehowton]

I don't want to watch live television from my cell phone.
I don't want to play games on my mp3 player.
I don't want to download songs on my blackberry.
I don't want to take pictures with any of the above devices.
I like wearing a watch.

I guess I'm just old fashioned.

Comments

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Imagine how pruney you'd be never leaving the shower though! Yikes!!!!!

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Eew. Yes. Not to mention the dried-out and straw-like hair.

You make a good point!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Well just think how clean an uh...wet you would be!!!!

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not installing a webcam in the shower, dammit. :)

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

You know that avatar looks a bit naughty when you first look at it!!!

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk. You obviously just have a filthy mind. ;)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Oh its caught me by surprise more than once...pleasantly so, of course. I'm going to deny this?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

No. But you should take it one step further and own up to being a pervert.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

The clitoral representation of the flesh-colored scroll wheel surrounded by a woman's hand accentuated by the red-colored nails suggesting self-stimulation makes this particular avatar highly provocative.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

which avatar?

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Idiot!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Dumbass.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk, you say "being a pervert" like it's not a good thing. ;)

I'll happily own up to perversion.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

only you would know.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Next you'll try to pretend that you didn't choose it for that purpose.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Teehee, I was wondering who I could scandalize with it. :)

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

In reality that mouse is nothing special. You should see the one I made out of a matchbox, a lawnmower blade, kitty litter, and plastic wrap!

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Aha, but is it used kitty litter?

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I didn't reveal that information for a reason. Mac can't be expected to give up all of his secrets.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Tease. ;)