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Dear Foreign Country Spammers,

Effectiveness might be a better end game than blindingly covering an entire nation who can't read your words and who's software blocks it from both public view and search engine crawling. So really, what is your point? You're basically sending me private messages I can't read, with links I certainly won't click. Most people are like me - they despise your ineffectiveness. Were you somehow knowledgeable of either your product, your audience, your platform, or your own geographical location then the ingenuity of that alone might raise some eyebrows and earn you your hard earned click. I saw Euro Trip, I know the $.02/per click directly translates into slapping people with gloves and buying your own hotel. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET IT FROM ME OR THOSE OF MY ILK as long as you keep doing what you're doing.

I'm sympathetic, I am. But I also mock your gross negligence and woeful inadequacies. Here's an example of my sympathy; a tip. When posting to bbcode encoded sites, don't use html. The inverse would also be true. Your success rate might increase incrementally if people don't think you're entirely retarded. Good luck with that.


In Very Kind Regards,


[livejournal.com profile] ehowton
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Those crazy russians are at it again! As an IT professional, I use, at a minimum, a 40-bit alphanumeric password with ASCII special characters. Livejournal told me on the 30th of October it was "too easy" to guess! Furthermore, while their rules explicitly state:

6 to 30 characters long.
At least 4 different characters.
At least 1 number or symbol.
At least 1 character that is not a number.
ASCII characters (characters found on a standard US keyboard).
Not based on your username, email address, displayed name, or a commonly-used password.


None of my 40-bit passwords work because of the caveat:

Your password cannot contain symbols such as @,_, (),etc.

I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do here, since their password rules conflict. Its times like these I wish LJ had a phone number. 1-800-WTF-OVER? I'd totally call it!
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I have discovered the two most used entries which receive SPAM. For the longest time it was my MONSTER post (the post which allowed me to single-handedly change the face of hotlinking forever), and yet it still gets a fair amount of hits throughout the year, as does whichever post happens to be my most recent.

What I find fascinating is the sheer number of SPAM "comments" (sometimes four or five a day), which show up on these two posts:

And yet perhaps I really ought to visit these SPAM sites and see what hats, furs, colognes, fake Rolex's, purses, shoes, "the best xxx", growing my male member another 3-inches & a fake venereal disease named "Blue Waffle" have in store for me. Until that day comes however, I shall prevail (or at least use this post as a sort of honey-pot, collecting all SPAM comments in a single location experiment)...

That said, I did get SPAM advertising Sexy Christian Singles? I'm not kidding, do a search - its a growing field. I guess I really can still be surprised - and I suppose it makes sense in the ongoing evolution of Christianity. Can't wait to see what the belief system does next!

Now Muriel plays piano every Friday at the Hollywood, and they brought me down to see her, and they asked me if I would do a little number. And I sang with all my might! And she said, "Tell me are you a Christian child?" And I said "Ma'am I am tonight!" ~ Marc Cohn, "Walking in Memphis"





Goddamn right!



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What's with all the spam here lately on lj? I've had more the past several months than in all of the past several years totaled.

From jewelry and purses to penile enlargement and functionality.

Seriously?

When is the rest of the world going to realize this effort is fruitless? Even dumb people don't click unsolicited links and advertisers are sure to recognize "pop-under" windows are not effective marketing strategies.
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The dismantled KGB would weep for the lack of subtlety discovered in my online checking account Monday morning:

CHECKCARD ACTIVITY: RUSSIANCUPIDS.COM LONDON $29.99
CHECKCARD ACTIVITY: RUSSIANCUPIDS.COM LONDON $29.99
CHECKCARD ACTIVITY: RUSSIANCUPIDS.COM LONDON $29.99


And while I would never willingly deny anyone their own personal Russian Cupid, I also wonder what would be worth $89.97. Or to be more specific, I shudder to think of the possibilities. I remember my Air Force roommate in Korea who started dressing better, and wearing expensive cologne when he started paying locals for sex. All of a sudden my self-imposed celibacy seemed sane. It was the one thing I never wavered on the entire 12-months I was there.

But I was in a different place then, too. My longtime childhood girlfriend had broken up with me; the one who demanded total honesty from me then left me when I gave it to her. As I work through issues I require perspectives which differ from my own. I seek out those who will disagree with me so I may learn from them. The more someone disagrees with me, the more I learn, the more I learn the more I incorporate, the more I incorporate the more I change - as does the person I am in disagreement with. Over time - because of the learning process involved in dissimilar ideas - we both become stronger. She viewed disagreements as distasteful. And while I never enjoyed fighting with her (and fight we did), I did enjoy the exchange of ideas when she could separate the two.

I also hated all women during this period in my life. I'm sure in part because of my girlfriend (its hard to effect any change when you're 7,000 miles away in a locked tour) and in part because of the blatant intent behind the local culture which existed right outside the front gate of Osan. But mostly it was the things I saw on base between American military men and women. While I admit to being surprised at the level of depravity I found there, I was mostly saddened at the pervasiveness of deceit. Then again, we all have our own personal thresholds of tolerance.

Looking back today, and piecing together everything else that went along with my roommate splashing on cologne for his "date" what with the improved hygiene and dressing better - I wonder if what he was paying for wasn't sex, but therapy. Knowing his childhood difficulties and the hurdles which had been placed before him in breaking free of his shackles, perhaps this was his path to discovering self-worth? I became comfortable with who I was during my time in Korea - albeit not extrinsically and certainly without banging Asian chicks - and while my path afforded me much permanent significance in learning about myself, doesn't his path sound more...fun?

I recently ran across someone who's self-worth waxed and waned depending upon (in part) his level of sexual involvement with another. This type of individual seems incapable of intrinsic motivation. I hope what I saw in my roommate was self-confidence building - that which cannot ebb. To me, that's worth $89.97. In fact instilling self-worth into a complete stranger is worth $89.97 to me, because it would help make this world a better place one human at a time. I know men who have Russian brides and they are just like you and I. They have joys and struggles and experience enlightenment and mortality.

So while I had the charges removed by blushing middle-aged women at the local branch of my bank who couldn't stop giggling at the obviousness of the name, I was glad it happened. I was glad it happened because it allowed me to re-frame some things and better understand myself, and perhaps others. I'm now sitting on the fence about the veracity of banging Asian chicks for my own empirical data. I don't lack self-worth, not one iota, but I weep for those who do.
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Mr. Krushchev said we will hotlink you
I don't subscribe to this point of view
It would be such an ignorant thing to do
If you don't want [livejournal.com profile] ehowton after you.






Was notified yesterday that downloads were spiking on the server which hosts my images and my other various files. Without looking, I knew the Russians had struck again!

The last time this happened, I found my various mp3's on Russian "hosting sites" where they built entire databases out of my music and made them readily available for download. No worries, I moved them all into another directory and put in a 'no spidering' file. That had worked relatively well...until yesterday. At something like 2500 downloads alone for Mark Ronson's "Ooh Wee" (which I had downloaded for [livejournal.com profile] schpydurx several years ago) on a single day, it was time for action.

I knew what my top hotlinked images were, I'd researched it before. But this time, it was too much. I ran across several sites which provided code to set hotlinked images as desktop wallpaper and as web page backgrounds. HOTLINKED! A business, who does all their hosting on another's servers. So...I renamed them, made my changes, and swapped out the various pictures for this bowel-clenching one:

*** NSFW *** OMG ITS HORRIBLE - I BEESECH YOU - DO NOT CLICK! ***

I know I could've simply removed the image, but I don't think that's a punitive enough sentence for hotlinking. Hotlinking is rude. What I have done, well...it may change the landscape of hotlinking forever, and isn't that worth just a little short-term bandwidth? Especially since these images were on official sites like the Apple Support Forum, political/journalistic sites, and digg.com. I must admit, thinking of that image splayed across computer screens everywhere as their background wallpaper and/or myspace backgrounds makes me giggle almost uncontrollably. Is that wrong?

The Red Scare is over!

Also, they've somehow wised up, and were listing my soundtracks and scores which were in zip, tar, rar, bzip2, and 7z format and had indexed those as well - despite my obfuscated naming conventions! I removed every song and tarball out of the web accessible directory. Potentially, I could crash the entire Eastern hemisphere's music sharing service. I'll be lauded a hero.

A little more humorously, I found this picture of me standing in front of my Back to the Future pshop'd Tiburon on a forum in the Netherlands and a picture of [livejournal.com profile] schpydurx's cuntface on the humor-in-pictures web forum http://www.b3ta.com/talk/5909784 (link is work safe).

I'm out to change the world today.
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