The Empirical Manifesto

Its not that I don't know many of you pine for a time past of which you had no real understanding, but somehow feel a false nostalgia toward nonetheless by viewing it through a completely misconstrued filter, but waiting a week to watch a single incremented episode of a series is too old school. I lived it. We didn't know any better - there was nothing else in which to compare. You motherfuckers are watching digital television on your PHONE so don't talk to me about it, the "good old days" sucked. You Luddites have it all wrong. I had to watch the first three episodes of #WandaVision through gritted teeth because they even included a goddamn laugh track which you kids probably thought was, "edgy" but only because you didn't have to live through that shit being broadcast every time someone in house turned on the television at a specific time else they'd miss - forever - the most recent episode of whatever show they were watching. There was no pause button. There was no rewind. People dying of polio and dysentery and ya'll want to bring back smallpox and Conestoga wagons. Not cool! #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier