Crop-duster SSBN

[ehowton]

Dreamed wifey and I were fighting, and it was raining, so she wanted me to drive. We're driving her car down the ubiquitous Kansas blacktop, in the rain, and water has started to collect in places, up to and including over parts of the road. I slow slightly to traverse one such spot and notice, to my right, an enormous, full-sized, partially submerged Soviet Typhoon-class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine, modified with retro-fitted crop-dusting gear, moving slowly through the wet fields, spraying pesticide.

I was gobsmacked.