Got A Life?

[ehowton]

My guys are getting really tired of me treating the office as the bridge of a federation starship (yes, they call me, "Captain" well...everyone but Carla) so this morning I was going to call in on my drive and have them put me on speakerphone so I could announce, "Hello Angles." in my best 'Charlie' voice. I think I'll put the whole Star Trek thing on hold for awhile and take on the Charles Townsend Agency persona.

Even with "Moderate Safe search On" it is not a good idea to search for "Rob Lowe" even if you're innocently searching for "Number 2" pics of a young Robert Wagner. That is, unless you want to see his crank. Trust me on this.

Edited another Wikipedia entry this morning.

WSUS is Microsoft's proprietary patch management & deployment system. However Microsoft does not release all of their patches to be WSUS compliant. I don't understand that.

You would think that if the State government required liability insurance on vehicles, they would be prepared to provide said insurance.

I have a lot to say on a subject, and I had a screen capture to prove it, which I have since lost. My arch-nemesis over at xanaga, TheTheologiansCafe has recently had a hate campaign start against him. These morons, who are apparently upset at his rein of xanga's "Featured Content" (which appears based upon eProps and number of comments) have been spamming the everliving shit out of his site with rude comments. Whereas he normally gets just over 200 comments a post, he now has thousands of comments per post - Their excessive behavior is actually driving the site to the goal they wish to rid it of! I find that fascinating.

I am also ready to reveal my opinion on net-neutrailty:
If money-making corporations are to compensate ISP's for providing internet, we might as well...

• Pay aircraft manufacturers for any profit rec'd overseas if a salesman uses their transportation to seal the deal in person by flying there.


• Pay clothing designers and manufactures for business contracts won based even if just loosely based in part because they looked professional.


• Pay computer manufacturers proceeds from stock due to high-uptimes and no missed SLA's.


• Pay colleges for high-profit inventions by former students they may accomplish later in life.


• Pay handgun manufacturers a portion of profit from crimes involving money when a handgun was used in a robbery.


• Pay telecom's a portion of any multi-billion dollar deal sealed over the phone...oh yeah, that exactly what they're trying to do!

Got galinda822 set up with her new mac mini intel core solo. It is a sweet earth you might say, along with all her hard, pip-hittin' apps she'll ever need. Well, everything but a Cisco OSX VPN client. I have drax0r all over that one. I imagine a world where I don't require Windows, and don't acutally speak to people who do. Of course the best part about all of this is the powerful linux box she now has sitting on her desk at home...

Eric Howton --

[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian



'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Comments

[prog-guy69.livejournal.com]

<td align="center"> Craig --
[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

... and I since many of them in an upcoming D&D game.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

That's great! It's funny how those seem so accurate. Although I'm surprised you disclosed that in it's entirety...

[prog-guy69.livejournal.com]

Actually it was my second try that revealed the "goblins" response. I didn't like the first one.

"They may know, but will they be prepared...?"

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Good morning Charlie!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Oh Captain!!! My Captain!!!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

<td align="center"> david --
[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

<td align="center"> eric --
[adjective]:

Similar to butter in texture and appearance

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

<td align="center"> eric --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling and a pretentious ass

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you got me there.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I know you pretty well.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Longwinded dullard...

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

PRETENTIOUS ASS!!!!!!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's been established.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

I imagine a world where I don't require Windows, and don't acutally speak to people who do.

Yeah, you say this after you had me spend $2,000.00 on a Windows box!!!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

That was before I turned from the Dark Side...

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

You'll never escape the power of the darkside!!!!!!!!!

Concerning your new avatar:

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Dude, you have issues.

Re: Concerning your new avatar:

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Screw you guys!!!!!!!!!

I'm going home.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

WSUS is Microsoft's proprietary patch management & deployment system. However Microsoft does not release all of their patches to be WSUS compliant. I don't understand that.
What is there to not understand? Micro$hit is the creator of the biggest computer known to mankind,Windoze.


My arch-nemesis...
How/why so?


Their excessive behavior is actually driving the site to the goal they wish to rid it of! I find that fascinating.
You'd think they would have thought the problem through a little more then what they did. However, eProps, not comments, is the #1 factor in reaching Featured Content. Comments only come into play if you're tied with someone on eProps.


I am also ready to reveal my opinion on net-neutrailty:
I'm sorry I skimmed over this due to that damned name thing. Your theory holds.


we might as well...
Don't we anyway?