MUSE!BANG

[ehowton]

Your ideas, give them to me. I want to take your picture. That is to say, I want to take a picture for you (or of you, if you're localish). Of anything. Tell me what you want a photograph of - it can be as vague or as specific as you like, and it will challenge me to shoot something unexpected.

You are my muses. I need you to step up to the plate. It can be as silly or as serious as you want, but I need some help getting my creative juices flowing.

I look forward to seeing what you come up with!

P.S. This means you.

Right now.

Thanks.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

So get busy, damnit!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I've spoken to the aptly named [info]nicetwins (see above) about showing them to me during our little outing next week for just this purpose.

Hey, if killing a two birds with a single stone involves boobies, sign me up!

I'll let you know how it goes, its not the picture-taking part that might be the deal-breaker, rather the uncontrolled dissemination of the final product.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I can provide you with SSH login to an encrypted drive if that alleviates any fears.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Anything which can be viewed on the web, can be saved locally :/

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I never said anything about putting pictures up on the web. Focus.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'm um....well, that's kinda - no, that's *exactly* what we're talking about here, dude.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

No sir, that's what you're talking about. I'm talking about direct access to a computer via encrypted connection onto an encrypted volume. Worlds of difference.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I've been a unix system administrator longer than you've had pubic hair. Please refrain from lecturing me on secure remote access. As it stands, you've veered off course of me taking pictures of subjects and displaying them here, my blog. It would also be best to not presume I don't know what the hell I meant by asking for requests of ideas for pictures. Understand, I will be displaying them for consumption. I will not tell everyone I did a magnificent job taking snaps, and then not back it up with physical evidence.

That defeats the purpose entirely.

I trust you can understand this. As an example, you recently did the same thing with pictures in a park.

I'm going to do the exact same thing.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Just think, had I not made my suggestion, you wouldn't be thinking about killing two birds with one stone and it involving boobies. Who's your muse?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I will not - just to be clear - ever - place my finger in any of your orifices.

That is all.