Naughty

[ehowton]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I turned anakngtinapa in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for mymashed (10 points). Last Thursday I stole skiesofchaos's purse (-30 points). In October I helped anisity see the light (8 points) And once a month imagined having an orgy with melancthe, kat_rowe, catttitude, jesskd26 & photogoot (-100 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, ehowton

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^{Ganked from kat_rowe}

Comments

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I have smacked you with a canoe paddle before, it did not seem to set you right back then. For this reason I believe any new corporal punishment will only serve to encourage you.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

How are the carrots going???