Rule #11

[ehowton]

drax0r: satanists are sooo melodramatic

• When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

~ from The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Comments

[anakngtinapa.livejournal.com]

I don't get satanism. And that rule, just, weird. o_o Can't even think of a better descriptive word.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Weird is a good word, though 'excessive' comes to mind.

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

Although I have felt like this - it just seems so wrong. Kinda creepy.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Me to. But only when I'm driving.

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed... driving does exclude feeling bad for this...muhahahhaahah!!!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I thought this was how you dealt with politicians.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I heart my local politicians.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You have good people in your offices.

[kat-rowe.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never really "gotten" Santanists, either (even if they throw great parties, lol), but I'd kind of consider that advice to live by. Well, okay, so I'd replace "destroy" with "completely discredit" but I'm vindictive like that ;p

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

(even if they throw great parties, lol)

I too, enjoy BBQ goat.

[kat-rowe.livejournal.com]

Let us not forget the booze, music, and ritual sex...

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I have never turned down ceremonial sex.

[kat-rowe.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never been into it in a public forum, but it has its uses...

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

(You know what would have gone really well with the melodramatic #11? Your emo icon!)

So I went to see what the other ten rules were; I think the world would be a better (and quieter) place if more people adhered to the first one:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Actually, this calls for sparklies:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Maybe one day I'll even start following this advice.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

(You know what would have gone really well with the melodramatic #11? Your emo icon!)

I feel like such a failure because you're absolutely correct.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Don't cut yourself up over it.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Does Rule # 1 apply to suggestions regarding icon usage? :)

Seriously though, I was reading that list and up to a point I was thinking - yeah, these aren't bad rules to live by...

Maybe that's why they put #11 last.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Does Rule # 1 apply to suggestions regarding icon usage? :)

If only I had my tacky cleavage icon, I'd TMI you with it. :)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

About that - why don't you?

[exorhi.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Sounds quite reasonable to me!!!