The Game is Afoot!

[ehowton]

Here's your standard 25-things-you-may-not-know-about-me meme with a twist; There are 26, and only one of them is completely and utterly false.

1. I carry everything in my left hand out of habit, leaving my right one free to salute.


2. I enjoy Psa-Goa Trance.


3. I carry my wallet in my right front pocket because it hung funny in my military fatigues which I wore everyday for many years.


4. I wear long-sleeve shirts with shorts - even in winter. As long as my arms are covered I'm fine.


5. I take Vitamin C on the hour, every hour, every day to stave off colds.


6. I call everyone Sir or Ma'am, even my children.


7. I enjoy cool, overcast, stormy days.


8. I enjoy foreplay more than most women.


9. I try not to blog more than once a day.


10. I was a photographer for my High School paper.


11. I can waltz & swing.


12. I've read most of the classics.


13. I struggle with simple mathematics.


14. My IQ is below "genius."


15. Another man once put me in his mouth.


16. I've never had a broken bone or stitches.


17. I have no tattoos or piercings.


18. I attended DeVry Institute of Technology for a year.


19. I still own my first car.


20. I prefer the Logitech Marble Mouse over any other.


21. I'll spend more on a good pillowcase than I will on the pillow.


22. I prefer chocolate to vanilla.


23. I am an introvert.


24. I am completely infatuated with my wife.


25. I never reminisce balefully.


26. I drink more water than anyone else I know.

Comments

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking #11

By process of elimination I can confirm almost all of those.

I don't recall anything to indicate your ability to dance.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I can 2-step as well, provided of course there's country music playing. Once, in Korea, we were at this Techno club, and I was actually able to accurately 2-step to the Swedish techno-country band Rednex's anthem "Country-Eyed Joe (http://www.wilddamntexan.com/kids/Cotton%20Eye%20Joe.mp3.mp3)." A feat I was proud of as I showed off my Texan heritage to a crowd. Of course I couldn't do that today...

Nope. I can both waltz and swing, and used to enjoy doing so at every social event.