The Game is Afoot!

[ehowton]

Here's your standard 25-things-you-may-not-know-about-me meme with a twist; There are 26, and only one of them is completely and utterly false.

1. I carry everything in my left hand out of habit, leaving my right one free to salute.


2. I enjoy Psa-Goa Trance.


3. I carry my wallet in my right front pocket because it hung funny in my military fatigues which I wore everyday for many years.


4. I wear long-sleeve shirts with shorts - even in winter. As long as my arms are covered I'm fine.


5. I take Vitamin C on the hour, every hour, every day to stave off colds.


6. I call everyone Sir or Ma'am, even my children.


7. I enjoy cool, overcast, stormy days.


8. I enjoy foreplay more than most women.


9. I try not to blog more than once a day.


10. I was a photographer for my High School paper.


11. I can waltz & swing.


12. I've read most of the classics.


13. I struggle with simple mathematics.


14. My IQ is below "genius."


15. Another man once put me in his mouth.


16. I've never had a broken bone or stitches.


17. I have no tattoos or piercings.


18. I attended DeVry Institute of Technology for a year.


19. I still own my first car.


20. I prefer the Logitech Marble Mouse over any other.


21. I'll spend more on a good pillowcase than I will on the pillow.


22. I prefer chocolate to vanilla.


23. I am an introvert.


24. I am completely infatuated with my wife.


25. I never reminisce balefully.


26. I drink more water than anyone else I know.

Comments

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Hrm. I guess you can cross off 13. I struggle with simple mathematics as a falsehood.

[bsdcat.livejournal.com]

I was moderately curious whether "There are 26, and only one of them is completely and utterly false." was the complete and utter falsehood, and 26th thing. As a paradox it has a certain charm. :-)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Now that's funny! Alas, I usually don't think that far ahead. And...fixed.

[bsdcat.livejournal.com]

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing #26 is... true. ;-)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

And you alone sir are the reason I chose not to try and obfuscate it by placing it somewhere in the middle.

I'll give you that one. I do drink an awful lot of water.