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Jennergy

“Jennergy” — noun
/ˈʤɛnərdʒi/

The ineffable, radiant force exuded by a Jennifer whose relentless morning-person optimism violates known laws of thermodynamics, sarcasm, and decaf.

Lexicon Entry: Jennergy
Definition:

A form of anomalous, high-frequency social energy radiated by a person (usually named Jennifer) who combines chirpy enthusiasm, midday emotional resilience, and pre-dawn emotional readiness. Best described as a cross between a sunrise and a motivational TED Talk with jazz hands.

✦ Usage in a Sentence:

• “I didn’t need coffee—Jennifer was already radiating pure Jennergy by 6:15.”


• “Don’t stand too close, she’s got Jennergy; you’ll start believing in yourself.”


• “Jennergy is like solar flare optimism. If you’re not grounded, it’ll fry your cynicism capacitors.”

ehowton's PRO-TIP: Non-morning people would do best to not engage until at least second coffee.

Sonnet 23

Shed of ego, of want, of desire
I supplicated before you; knelt
My heart was no longer burning fire
Dissipated, all those things I had felt

The joy of our past ease of conversing
The peace of our old friendship was anew
Back to familiar banter traversing
I could finally look and see only you

Devoid of longing, and of wanton lust
You stood before me as you always have
An object I craved no longer a must
Seeing you as you was a healing salve

And I loved you deeper than e'er before
For all the right reasons forevermore