“Jennergy” — noun
/ˈʤɛnərdʒi/
The ineffable, radiant force exuded by a Jennifer whose relentless morning-person optimism violates known laws of thermodynamics, sarcasm, and decaf.
Lexicon Entry: Jennergy
Definition:
A form of anomalous, high-frequency social energy radiated by a person (usually named Jennifer) who combines chirpy enthusiasm, midday emotional resilience, and pre-dawn emotional readiness. Best described as a cross between a sunrise and a motivational TED Talk with jazz hands.
✦ Usage in a Sentence:
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ehowton's PRO-TIP: Non-morning people would do best to not engage until at least second coffee.
/ˈʤɛnərdʒi/
The ineffable, radiant force exuded by a Jennifer whose relentless morning-person optimism violates known laws of thermodynamics, sarcasm, and decaf.
Lexicon Entry: Jennergy
Definition:
A form of anomalous, high-frequency social energy radiated by a person (usually named Jennifer) who combines chirpy enthusiasm, midday emotional resilience, and pre-dawn emotional readiness. Best described as a cross between a sunrise and a motivational TED Talk with jazz hands.
✦ Usage in a Sentence:
- “I didn’t need coffee—Jennifer was already radiating pure Jennergy by 6:15.”
- “Don’t stand too close, she’s got Jennergy; you’ll start believing in yourself.”
- “Jennergy is like solar flare optimism. If you’re not grounded, it’ll fry your cynicism capacitors.”
ehowton's PRO-TIP: Non-morning people would do best to not engage until at least second coffee.
