"As much as I would love to be that motivated morning person, I fear I will have to let you and your entire family down in that regard. The imagined moral failings of those who don't operate at full functionality at the ass-crack of dawn is a societal construct which entirely dismisses fully one-half of the population of this earth who's operating hours reach long into the night as an evolutionary safeguard against nocturnal predators - something our physiology has yet to shed these many millennia. I suppose the best I can do in this situation is say, "You're welcome.""
2023-02-11
"As much as I would love to be that motivated morning person, I fear I will have to let you and your entire family down in that regard. The imagined moral failings of those who don't operate at full functionality at the ass-crack of dawn is a societal construct which entirely dismisses fully one-half of the population of this earth who's operating hours reach long into the night as an evolutionary safeguard against nocturnal predators - something our physiology has yet to shed these many millennia. I suppose the best I can do in this situation is say, "You're welcome.""