His Terrible Swift Sword

Why would anyone - and I don't care who you are or what you believe - presume that the Almighty would subject himself to the...Gregorian calendar?

So unless that's your thing...don't go getting yourself raptured today. Me? I'm going to swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh to fulfill the primary definition of the word, and my body shall shudder along the with sounding of the 7th trump.

w0rd.