Contradictions

[ehowton]

I updated my "User Info" (profile) page today by adding the following two Interests:

• Intellectual stimulation


• Dull repetitive tasks

Here's everyone else who has that last one defined - http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=dull+repetitive+tasks

Comments

[bsdcat.livejournal.com]

Yep, you're a sysadmin ;-)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

If cut, do we not bleed?

[bsdcat.livejournal.com]

:-)

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I am intellectually stimulated by the thought of what dull repetitive tasks interest you...

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Don't get Sphincter X started. I think we all know what he'd say.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Like "beetlejuice" we must never utter his name.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Deal!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

There's no place like home...

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you. :-)

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

I've always got your back dear!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Or at least three times in a row.

While clicking your heels.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

We're not in Kansas anymore Toto.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

And I, sir, am a dull, repetitive task compared to your intellectual stimulation.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

If we dispense with the dull intellectual we could get down to the task of repetitive stimulation.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Identifying a thing, and actually doing a thing are two completely different...things. But I like the way you think.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

The difference between identifying a thing and doing a thing is... Everything.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

I just love it when you talk dirty! ;)

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

*tries not to look voyeuristic*

*fails miserably*

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

You're going to start a revolution with this one. ;)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I protect that which matters most.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

You are a Zen master.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

So you like to stick things up your ass and you do this all day long. That's the dull, repetitve tasks part. The intellectual stimualation comes from deciding what to stick up your ass next.

In short, you're one sad, strange little man.