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Instructions: “Testing Baby Bottle”

Instructions: “Fun Games For Baby”

Instructions: “Waking Baby”

Instructions: “Lifting Baby”


Instructions: “Walking with Baby”

Instructions: “Shopping with Baby”
Instructions: “Nursing Baby”

Instructions: “Feeding Baby”

Instructions: “Checking Baby Diaper”

Instructions: “Changing Baby Diaper”

Instructions: “Containing Baby”

Instructions: “Bundling Baby”


Instructions: “Bukling Up Baby”

Instructions: “Playing with Baby”

Instructions: “Excercising Baby”

Instructions: “Massaging Baby”

Instructions: “Washing Baby”

Instructions: “Drying Baby”

Instructions: “Helping Baby Teethe”

Instructions: “Calming Baby”

Instructions: “Stimulating Baby”

Instructions: “Bonding with Baby”

Instructions: “Making Baby Smile”

Instructions: “Introducing Baby to Pets”

Instructions: “Clearing Baby Nose”

Instructions: “Putting Baby to Bed”

Instructions: “Baby Proofing your Home”

Instructions: “Choosing a Babysitter”


* Originally found here: http://www.makememinimal.com/2008/instrucciones-para-cuidar-un-bebe/
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 20:37 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] melancthe.livejournal.com
I'm laughing too hysterically to offer any form of meaningful commentary here!
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 23:19 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
They sorta speak for themselves, don't they?
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 20:55 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] lehah.livejournal.com
This answers where Paul Dini got his LJ avatar.
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 23:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
I had to look him up.
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 20:55 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] mr-dowg.livejournal.com
I love the exercise one....I can just get this image in my head of little Matthew laying down on the weight bench and looking up and saying "Spot me, Daddy!" Too funny!
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 23:21 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
My favorite is the "Waking Baby." I actually laughed out loud at work.
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 22:36 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] photogoot.livejournal.com
My "Will Sit 4 Food" sign got me through the toughest years of my life.
Date/Time: 2008-02-22 23:22 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
I learned, "Fun Games with Baby" the hard way :(
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 00:08 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] themarsone.livejournal.com
Oh no! All of my preconceptions of fatherhood are totally wrong!
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 08:41 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com
Please refrain from having kids.
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 14:41 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
I managed to get away with about half of them myself. Think of them more as suggestions, rather than rules ;)
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 03:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] snapper521.livejournal.com
Hilarious. :-D
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 14:41 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
Hysterical!
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 17:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] snapper521.livejournal.com
Outrageous! :-D
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 19:25 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
Farcical!
Date/Time: 2008-02-24 00:35 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] snapper521.livejournal.com
What in the world?? I never heard of that word before...
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 12:31 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] galinda822.livejournal.com
LOL! Love Washing Baby and Drying Baby!
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 14:41 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
The dude's checking his watch. Classic.
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 14:51 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com
Shouldn't you be on a plane?
Date/Time: 2008-02-23 19:34 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] celtmanx.livejournal.com
They didn't have these signs when your parents were raising you did they???

That could explain a few things!!!
Date/Time: 2008-02-25 23:02 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] leonardii.livejournal.com
Brilliant use of the comedic effect. There would not be such illustrations if people were not truly so stupid.

But, in fact, these diagrams show that they unfortunately walk among us.

Great humor - and since it's part of real life, the humor is even more honest and it was an all around fantastic post.

What would we do without you? :)

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