Carla in Texas

[ehowton]

God Bless Texas!

Comments

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. I want a day off when I am not sick. I took off this Friday but the day is packed with candle business activity. I do have 11 days off at Christmas - I Can't wait!!!!! I have my closets all lined up to be cleaned out!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you get 12 days for Christmas?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Four calling birds!

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

Three french hens

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Two turtle doves.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

And a prostitute on the corner of Pear Tree?

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

hush little girl
sweet baby dont cry, tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
why cant it all be like it was before
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore

cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us

hush little girl
there is no reason to fret, tonight
don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute, she will walk through that front door

but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why mommy left us

please dont cry
i swear i'll try
to be here by your side

right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookee
and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

because I only asked for 11.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

teh sux0rs.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You didn't bring your candels to the party. Fye on thee!

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

Fye on thee!

explain the "fye" please?


Nope it was a social evening. Business did not belong there.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

maybe I ment to say fie.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Maybe you meant to say, "Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze?"

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you know at all what you meant to say at this point? Its incomprehensible!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I "said" exactly what I meant to say. I just might not have spelt it correctly the first time around.

[glodowg.livejournal.com]

I don't think you spelled it correctly the 3rd or 4th time around either. Phoooey - perhaps that is what you meant?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

That's the general idea but not the word I was looking for.