Hampton Roads

[ehowton]

Newport News, Virginia 1993

Two white trashbags sitting next to the trashcan in the kitchen. I pull the bag from the trashcan, tie it up, replace it, and take all three bags to the dumpster, which is promptly emtpied at noon. Fast forward nine hours later when photogoot and I arrive home. "Where's my cleaning supplies?" he asks.
"What cleaning supplies?"
"I was cleaning out the truck this weekend and put all my cleaning supplies in the kitchen."
"You didn't happen to put them in a white trash bag and set them next to the trashcan did you?"
"Yes."

• For the first time since 1998, my cholsterol & triglycerides are normal.



• drax0r's server has crashed a disc so my pics are all offline, as well as my banner picture and background. I have a backup of some of them, but to move them to lj, I'd have to sift through 465 entries and edit all my URL's.



• I've been reading the Avatar series to my son. One book for each Nation. They make me want to buy the DVD box set.



• My wife is still sleeping off the after effects off last night. I was swimming in a sea of boobs. I had no objection whatsoever.



• Then entirety of my glans received a chemical burn last night in the hot tub due to over-chlorinated water. Not something you want to happen, believe you me. I'll take the hit for the team, so to speak by admitting it here. Please consider this my attempt at a public service announcement.



• The QuikTrip bottle of Spicy Chipotle sauce for $3.99 (no refridgeration needed) is the perfect accompanyment for just about everything.

Comments

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Before you and photogoot play house again maybe ya'll should set some ground rules. Like who's on top etc. !!!!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Heaven & Hell both would have collapse and switch sides before that happened. Admittedly, the first part of that has already occurred, but its not conducive to the whole.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

The server is back up!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

No, its not, and I'm unsure when it will be.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Your background reappeared after my first comment so I thought it was back up.

Sorry to get you all exited for nothing.

Tell Tony to get off his ass!!!

I'm sure his balls have healed by now!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

The server is back up.

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Fantastic news on your cholsterol and triglycerides! I'm glad they're back to normal.

Yeah, I just woke up myself. Fell asleep on the sofa for about 5 hrs. NEVER let me drink Tequila again, please!!!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'll compile a list of everything you said and did for the archives so you won't be surprised is someone mentions something to you concerning your actions last night. Cool?

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Do I really want to know? I usually make quite an ass of myself when I get in that state.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

It was fun for me!

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

I'm glad! From what I remember it was fun for me too!
All I need to know is...did I piss anyone off?

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Do we need to also have a dialog regarding female chivalry? ;-)

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! Turnabout is fair play after all. :)

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I don't recall you doing anything close to a three dots post. This becomes better as I get further past the random nature of the post.


•Don't throw away photogoot's cleaning supplies. How else will he keep the place clean?

•I have no clue who Avatar is but it sounds good.

•He need to get that server back online if only to post the hat pic.

•All I can say is it sounds like you had fun.

•You've got a hot tub in that Cracker Jack box of a house? Henceforth, I will test the water in the hot tub before entering. Consider your warning well headed by your adoring public.

•I'm glad you have Chipolte to go.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I don't recall you doing anything close to a three dots post.
I don't know what this means.

If you're referring to a post using 'bullet' points (or something similar) I have used this 'style' of posting on several occasions:

http://ehowton.livejournal.com/116867.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/107039.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/91575.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/59224.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/57798.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/54259.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/41792.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/28295.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/27015.html
http://ehowton.livejournal.com/10774.html

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Three dot is a stream of conscience technique where the writer strings all their ideas together in one paragraph connected by three dots, otherwise commonly know as an ellipsis...while this post is not quite three dot, it was very random and disjointed, thus my reference.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Don't throw away photogoot's cleaning supplies. How else will he keep the place clean?
That wasn't the point of the story.

I have no clue who Avatar is but it sounds good.
No surprise, it was recently brought up on a post of mine you missed: http://ehowton.livejournal.com/120867.html

He need to get that server back online if only to post the hat pic.
He already has, the first time you mentioned it last post. Furthermore, as all avatars are retained for use on the livejournal server, the fate of his would have no effect. Furthermore, the originals first aired on my Gallery (http://darkvoyager.com/gallery), and there they remain.

All I can say is it sounds like you had fun.
I always do.

You've got a hot tub in that Cracker Jack box of a house?
No.

I'm glad you have Chipolte to go.
Its a wondrous invention. Pray tell, do you have QuikTrip in Alabama?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I read that story when you posted it, but I didn't comment it. Alas, I read it too fast.

[irulan-amy.livejournal.com]

Oops. Did you check the dumpster and do a dive just in case? ;)

Avatar series? I'm not familar with these...

"swimming a sea of boobs" - that is a frakking fantastic phrase. :D

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I dumpster dive for no one.

Avatar: The Last Airbender was initially mentioned on this post (http://ehowton.livejournal.com/120867.html) which is a children's cartoon on Nickelodeon which is an Asian anime-influenced American-made animated series. I would never have watched it myself, but my son loves it so I watch it with him. I was impressed by both its storyline, the production value of the episodes (its animated in South Korea) and its lack of a 'comic relief' character. I despise those.

Swimming in a sea of boobs. I call 'em like I see 'em ;)