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[SCENE OPENS - MEH HOUSE - INT.]

[personal profile] ehowton is sitting in front of his computer, typing. Across from him is [profile] drax0r, watching a movie with headphones. Gabby, their roommate is in her office streaming and chatting at volume with her teammates, while also wearing headphones.




GABBY: OMG there's someone on the opposing team with the username, "hairy anus."

[zoom: ehowton chuckles upon hearing this, drax0r, with his headphones on, is unaware]

The chatter on the stream dies down in Gabby's office as she concentrates on the match.

[pan: draxor removes his headphones, stands up, and walks into Gabby's office for something unrelated]

Just as drax0r enters Gabby's office...

GABBY: "There's that hairy anus!"

DRAX0R: [quizzically; to ehowton] "Is she talking about me?"

[LAUGH TRACK]

[FADE IN, FIVE MINUTES LATER]

[overhead shot of ehowton & drax0r at their respective computers; silence from Gabby's office]

GABBY: [SCREAMING] "I JUST MURDERED THAT HAIRY ANUS!"

[LAUGH TRACK]

[FADE OUT]

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