ehowton ◾ Jurassic Puppers (Reply)

Some other person and Dorian and I were helping Robert Zimmerman move a piece of furniture from his home; a 3x3 storage cube style bookcase.¹ Robert lived in a carriage house above his family, accessible via a long outside staircase attached to the exterior of the abode. I was trying to figure out how we were going to get it out - would we have to first disassemble it? On his kitchen table were a couple of really nice-looking automatic handguns, which reminded me of a couple I had seen online, one which used ballshot,² another a small-caliber .22 shell for sport shooting, but I couldn't think of the words to describe either as I was trying to explain the different ammunition.

Robert and the other guy we'd brought to help us move wandered into the other room where the piece of furniture was and I went into an altogether different room to find Dorian, who was watching TV in a dark room with no furniture. I sat down in the corner with her when I heard/saw Robert's pet velociraptor come into the room. I was fucking terrified! This was, despite it being his pet, the most frightened I have ever been and I was frozen with fear. As it came closer making those ominous sounds, I could see its long, sharp claws and remember thinking there was no way those kids in the movie could have stayed quiet while in the kitchen because it was all I could do from screaming in terror. So I did the only thing I could - I covered myself with a blanket.

The velociraptor actually behaved just like a big floofy puppers and laid down to get his belly scratched, exposing his soft belly to be petted.³ This wasn't bad at all! The velociraptor was all playful and gentle and as he rolled around until his freakishly large velociraptor cock was exposed ⁴ and I was mortified by it, which Dorian found overly amusing.

^{1 - Dorian's been wanting me to move an identical piece from our house to her shop but I don't know if it will fit in the Grand Marquis.
2 - Was scrolling through FB that night and saw a pic of a mountain man making his own ballshot.
3 - I had just posted a FB memory of Big Baby falling asleep in my lap in that same pose.
4 - Watched a Comedy Central clip of a roast where one of the guests said, "Shaq's dick is so big he uses Dropbox to send a dick pic."}