The Empirical Manifesto

I was pulled over by The Retarded Policeman once. He asked me if I had any illegal drugs in the car. I told him, "No," and explained that I never did drugs. He asked if maybe there was some marijuana in the car. I explained that marijuana was an illegal drug, and reiterated that I'd never done drugs. He asked if maybe there were just some marijuana seeds in the car. I sighed heavily, and explained everything to him once again.