But Why?

Two of my cars marked by the cops to be moved or towed at my expense. I had 48 hours to comply, but have no idea when they were put there. Initially, I wanted to pull the Mercury (which they identified as a Buick) up and park the Tiburon behind it, thus fulfilling the letter of the law. However, that's likely far too subtle for the local police for a several hundred dollar joke, so I moved them into the driveway and parked the Flex there instead. Wish me luck!