The Magic Bong

It freaks me out when I get an email receipt for my recent purchase of women's clothes in Maine or my recent bong purchase in North Carolina. Thing is - my accounts have not been hacked, nor have I made these purchased. But people on the East Coast seemingly don't know their own email address. No, I'm not kidding. I get e-receipts from people who don't know who they are. FFS, people!