Schedule 2

Bent over, turned at the waist, and lifted my free-weights. "You're not supposed to do that," my doctor's new PA said. "Yes, I know."

So I took 20mg of leftover hydrocodone from my pinched nerve early last year (I'd been saving them for an emergency, which this certainly qualified) then made an appointment with my doctor to get it refilled. They faxed the scrip to the pharmacy. I went to the pharmacy to ensure they'd received it; they had not. That's when the doctor's office called my phone - said it needed to be hand-carried instead. So I went back to the doctor's office and hand-carried the scrip to the pharmacy, dropped it off and went home. But then the pharmacy called and said the scrip wasn't signed. So....I went back to pharmacy to pick up the scrip, took the scrip to the doctor's office, got it signed, and finally went back to pharmacy.

Really?