- I dreamed I lived in a flat with a bunch of guys and we sat around drinking boxed wine all day. I woke up thirsty.
- What a happy dream.
- It's disconcerting how the soap pump, with just a little force, effortlessly squeezes a pearlized deposit of goo across your palm with a small pool at one end and a line leading back to the point of origin.
- Then again, maybe that's just me.

Marko Ramius attempts to stow-a-way on my trip to San Antionio