A couple of weeks ago while my wife was out of town, my old boss and I met up with
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After a couple of rounds, we ordered pub food from the menu and
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As soon as he placed the order the waitress attempted to dissuade him with warnings, but
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The manager himself brought the wings to our table, and explained that they were now made with Dave's Insanity "Private Reserve" Hot Sauce, which came in an autographed, numbered bottle shipped in a tiny coffin - made from the Naga Jolokia "Ghost Pepper" which is currently the hottest pepper in the world at approximately One Million Scoville Units (for comparison a Habanero pepper is between 100,000-350,000). Furthermore, there was a contest of sorts that if any one person could clear a plate of ten in under five minutes (after signing a waiver), there would be a prize of a t-shirt, and a framed photograph of the "winner" on the wall.
He sat the dish down on the table and left. We all just stared at it.
Using only the pad at the end of our index fingers,
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HOLY SHIT!
In the midst of my bravado, he handed me a pepper which I resolutely popped into my mouth and chewed. Judging by his expression, it was something not only I shouldn't have done, but something he hadn't expected me to do. I found out later why - it was a raw Habanero. Now, I'm not going to say I'm tough, because that's not what happened. However, because the "Ghost Pepper" sauce was so freaking hot the Habanero had no effect whatsoever on me, and was in fact, rather refreshing comparatively.
His milk and bread arrived. He ate one, and we left a plate of eight.
Now
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I doubt I will try those again.
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