!SMACKAGE! Grows near...

Cancelled DSL.
Cancelled phone service.
Moved DirecTV to drax0r's house.
Bought my wife a cell phone.
Had the P.O.D.S. delivered.
Spent $700 on my car:

• New brakes & rotors


• Synthetic oil change


• New wipers


• New air filter


• Repair exhaust leak

Packed up everything in the house.
Developed an ear infection.
Took antibiotics for the first time in 2.5 years.
Ate Chipotle for lunch.