Tubby Toast!

David's wife made Tubby Toast for breakfast. Yes, I ate Tubby Toast. When I told my wife about eating Tubby Toast, she exclaimed, "No more Tubby Toast! Eat oatmeal." So, ever since that Oprah episode where the Dr. disclosed to the audience how many times that day Oprah had farted, he told everyone to only eat Steel Cut Oats and they've been in short supply. Well, I found some yesterday, and they're fantastic!

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60% General American English

30% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Upper Midwestern

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