The Empirical Manifesto

Due to a desire to exude the maximum amount of humility and humbleness, Rubi¹, unlike the other action figures, has a fixed mandible and rear-flippers so she can't be posed as Ruby, who has 78 points of articulation. Think of the Rubi doll more as a static display of beautfy for your collection. It will surely be my biggest seller. I mean, who wants to act-out being a whore?

^{1. Cashmere-wrapped iron bar of rule sold seperately.}