Date/Time: 2007-02-13 19:45 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] jaceman.livejournal.com
Navigation isn't the problem... keeping the office open so that I don't lose pay is the problem.

The good news is the office is staying open, so I don't lose any income. However, I'm still stuck with PB&J; allow me to demonstrate why.

First, we know that...
Snow Days = Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches

Well, unfortunately...

Office Staying Open = Same Thing...

Office Staying Open = Hazardous Roads at Close of Business
Hazardous Roads at Close of Business = Traffic Problems
Traffic Problems = Idiots Getting Ticked Off
Idiots Getting Ticked Off = Accidents
Accidents = Increased Insurance Premium + Deductible
Increased Insurance Premium + Deductible = Falling Behind on Mortgage
Falling Behind on Mortgage = Foreclosure
Foreclosure = Upset & Depressed Wife
Upset & Depressed Wife = Divorce
Divorce = Jace Cooking for Himself
Jace Cooking for Himself = Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches

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It takes a little longer to work out the math in this formula, but as you can see, I'm screwed whether the office closes or not.
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