The Empirical Manifesto

Aha! Excesses - bane of the 30's something, mark of the young. You ma'am now hold the record for the Most Gentle handling of our dear boy. While it is true that he has a way with words, and a wit to match, often his delivery is his downfall, causing [no doubt] much consternation to himself due to the ribbing we afford him because of it. Alas, dare I speak of one other, who - in a perplexing turn of events is one of the most generous, friendly, knowledgeable people I know and yet on lj all he manages to do is crank out horseshit which is funny to only one person: Himself. What a fantastic collection of rogues I've managed to surround myself with. You, my dear sweet readers, I am but your humble servant.