Scenario

[ehowton]

You're all alone on a Texas highway, driving fifteen miles an hour under the posted speed limit. Visibility is several miles all around you and there's not another vehicle in sight. The windows are down - its a nice day. Suddenly, I approach as if from nowhere behind you. Because you're doing 50 in a 65, I indicate, move into the empty oncoming traffic lane, downshift, accelerate, and pass you.

You get very angry.

Why?

[Poll #1448303]

Comments

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Well there's an acceptable answer if I've ever heard one.

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

I'm an odd person with an... er.. umm.. interesting life. ;)

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

We've all done it - just some of us are at a more heightened state of alert for that very reason.

Quick Joke

[thesweetestnote.livejournal.com]

What's the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation??

- The ears...

Because they're listening for footsteps!

*INSERT DRUM AND SYMBOL SPLASH*