Scenario

[ehowton]

You're all alone on a Texas highway, driving fifteen miles an hour under the posted speed limit. Visibility is several miles all around you and there's not another vehicle in sight. The windows are down - its a nice day. Suddenly, I approach as if from nowhere behind you. Because you're doing 50 in a 65, I indicate, move into the empty oncoming traffic lane, downshift, accelerate, and pass you.

You get very angry.

Why?

[Poll #1448303]

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You had too many choices, hence, tl;dr.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

This new information is in direct contradiction of your first statement. Either you're an unimaginative prick who can't absorb figurative scenarios, or you were overwhelmed by the 15 choices, one of which, embarrassingly enough, was "other."